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Sammich Demotivational Poster


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

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blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm, #256776
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am, #226225
Get THE Chain For The Bed


SAMMICH -


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 4.71/5

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Greeny - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm, #251926
Don't forget smelly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm, #251925
I'd call this fair considering how many posters we make objectifying women.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:03 pm, #251924
I really hate this poster, it makes it sound like men are nothing but baby making machines. We're far more than that, we're smart, feeling, loving human beings.
motivational777 - June 26, 2013, 3:09 pm, #247020
If I could do that, you wouldn't have time to make me a "Sammich"
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 3:51 pm, #224954

omg...how did i miss this....EPIC!!!
RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:51 am, #224690
Great, when you can pull down a gazelle with nothing but your teeth and Lee press-on nails, we'll talk. Till then make the d*** sandwich.
Derek - September 30, 2011, 9:32 pm, #224675
Mmmmm Nigella Lawson. More than just good sandwiches.
keg0death - September 30, 2011, 6:45 pm, #224674
Challenge Accepted.
jplace - September 30, 2011, 11:52 am, #224669
But is it with the same female every time?
ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:43 am, #224656
OK, make it a BLT. 5 manly lions.


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.96/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226640
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am, #219656
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.72/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm, #209852
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm, #209518
That's what ya get for asking for a f***ing sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm, #209508

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm, #209505

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




HONEY COME AND GET IT - I made you a sammich !


TAGS: i made you sammich
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:34 pm, #223821
Nope...I'm bu5y with the drinking game...lol


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am, #122032
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm, #121962
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


TAKE AWAY THE -




BUN IN THE OVEN - Wow...that is very good dear... Now quit standing around and finish my sammich




AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: sammich diagnosis
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:21 am, #129889
I've tried to talk to her Roadki11uk, but she said she would have some VooDoo spell put on me...
Roadki11uk - October 23, 2009, 5:49 am, #129887
That's a perfect sandwich... though maybe a little too much bread.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 3:58 pm, #129101
Sean...I only get mad at her when she does dress in the morning *psst, it's a old hippie thing...till she discovered Versace, Gucci and what ever the hell else she wares to all those save this and save that thingies*
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:49 pm, #128499
Nice one. =)
MO - October 20, 2009, 6:15 pm, #128472
Hamsome!! Simply hamsome Bone!!! And MWLF FTW!!! 5...um, michsam's?
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:00 pm, #128425
Good one MWLF...and thanks guys
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2009, 3:33 pm, #128417
At least she made you a wichsand!
Sean - October 20, 2009, 3:08 pm, #128413
Do you let her dress herself in the morning? How about if yer mad at her, then?
giulio - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm, #128411
Nice post and... wife! 5L!
todd snyder - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm, #128410
Never thought of it that way - 5 lions for thinking outside the box
aerofiend - October 20, 2009, 2:53 pm, #128409
Doesn't mean she's wrong.


GO AHEAD - Tell me to get you a sammich ONE MORE TIME


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 4.48/5

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.43/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm, #182173
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm, #182167
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

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Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm, #57999
Holy crap!


JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:09 pm, #179656
Flexaril is Awesome! I like the "waves" as they crash against you...very soothing.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 12:01 pm, #179652
Flexaril is a muscle relaxer for my back. Slivovitz is a Croation plum brandy with a nice, long lasting burn. Combine the two and posters like this ensue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:31 am, #179647
I don't know what those are, But I do the same thing with alcohol all the time. Don't feel bad.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am, #179646
It's astounding what will seem funny when you combine Flexaril with Slivovitz after midnight. This seemed so much funnier last night...


THE FEMINISTS PICNIC -


TAGS: sammichs
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:31 pm, #243655
5L
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 3:13 pm, #243649
No sammichs and not a Lady Schick to be found...
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 12:54 pm, #243644
5L me Lord...made me choke laugh and that even outranks a gut giggle....well done indeed sire.


FATAL MISTAKE -


TAGS: wild west gunfight sammich
Rating: 4.79/5

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Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:49 am, #221719
I only have 5 bullets but I am trying to get that sammich anyway
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:13 am, #221187
I'll take 5 slices on mine.


OH NO -




THE ONE -




WELCOME TO BUDS -




THE POWER OF CHRIST - Compels You To Make Me a Sammich!


TAGS: face palm sammich
Rating: 1.46/5

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CONFUSED - It's Donuts guys, get with the program!




HEY BILL - Wanna swap your PB&J for my cucumber and cheese


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 1, 2013, 7:11 pm, #243957
Dude! That's my dad's recipe!
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:30 pm, #220552
Today they just go on unemployment.
Greeny - June 23, 2011, 6:16 am, #220448
What, don't like fruitloops? It is the most versatile of all cereals! Absolutely wonderful & colorful as a meatloaf filler too!
house - June 22, 2011, 11:34 pm, #220437
Greeny - your just sick
Greeny - June 22, 2011, 11:17 pm, #220436
cucumbers are ok, but nothin beats a bowl of fruitloops & mayonaise
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:02 pm, #220434
cucumber n cheese...oooo, YUM!cream cheese &cuke slices...dammit im hungry now ;)
David43515 - June 22, 2011, 9:34 pm, #220427
Cucumber is good with lot`s of sandwich fillings. Try slices of it instead of lettuce.
house - June 21, 2011, 9:09 pm, #220389
next time you good lady makes you a sammich, try it. crucnhy cucumber with soft cheese......good with mayo too
the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 9:05 pm, #220388
I never tried cucumber & cheese, is it good?


WHERE'S MY SAMMICH? -


TAGS: sammich knuckle
Rating: 4.4/5

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Feasibly - April 26, 2011, 12:21 am, #217341
bump...xx
zazale - November 7, 2010, 8:34 am, #201700
LOL Truth Fond!!
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:03 am, #201694

lol...demotivating and funny....n1.
Zook - November 6, 2010, 4:54 pm, #201568
LOL! 5L


S E X I S M - You can be classy about it too


TAGS: classic sammich vintage
Rating: 3.89/5

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Zreiser - January 1, 2011, 5:29 am, #208834
Sorry, I didn't see the logo, but it's good to pay tribute at least a little bit to Ron for finding such a great ph**o. It's a great platform for many many jokes
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:43 pm, #208799
#35682
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:36 pm, #208797
Too freakin' funny. Now they're stealing from Ron. 1L
rerun - December 31, 2010, 5:43 pm, #208789

would have been better had you cropped out the "ronsart" logo.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 11:28 am, #208764

for a new contributor...nice!


WOMEN - Is there anything they can't do Apparently yes there is, make my sammich !!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.78/5

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WELL, OF COURSE IT IS! - It is however going to get damn uncomfortable around here if someone doesn't get me my sammich!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 2.25/5

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Me_ - April 16, 2010, 12:56 pm, #171658
Depends on what country you are in.


LAST WORDS -


TAGS: marriage vows death betrayal sammich
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2013, 9:29 pm, #245741
Nice. Hell hath no fury like a woman 5corned... or made sandwich maker.
Shaq123 - February 10, 2011, 5:38 am, #212123
Another reference to the movie b**** Slap!. Love it.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:10 pm, #211988
*an ending
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm, #211987
Nope, just putting and ending to the story. Yours was great, BTW.
autumnspirit - February 8, 2011, 6:04 pm, #211984
Well, Monkeylust, you must feel threatened by my work, huh? lol J/K
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:18 pm, #211950
A reply to 128101


Do I see a sammich? -




THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: tribute roast thatonechick sammich
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:29 am, #180099
Too much to ask you to cut off the crust first? Great tribute!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:48 am, #180080
Extra bacon, dear?


YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -


TAGS: sports nuts sammich wife live
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:28 pm, #209564

lolz


IMPRESSIVE KNIFE -


TAGS: great for making sammiches girl
Rating: 3.07/5

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kangboy123 - January 12, 2012, 4:53 pm, #227516
then make me some Klingon sammiches
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 11:50 am, #178842
Guess I'm the only one compelled to mention that its a Klingon blade? Anyone else? No? .....
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:37 am, #178696
LOL! 5 to you, bart... Next time I'll send my pics to you for better captions! ;)
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:08 pm, #178617
"Nice knife. Want to do some forking?" And that's how you get stabbed in a lesbian bar. 5/5
Nand - May 31, 2010, 8:31 pm, #178616
Better hope that they have sandviches in Sto-vo-kor.
Derek - May 31, 2010, 7:27 pm, #178611
Should make for an interesting sandwich


GET BACK HERE - and make me a sammich!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 2.95/5
0verture - September 16, 2009, 9:44 am, #118324
hahaha brilliant.
BLARGH - August 9, 2009, 9:13 pm, #106589
roflz
SilverAmpithere - June 20, 2009, 3:38 am, #88536
I LOL'D!


FIRST LADY OR NOT... - She Still Has To Make Sammiches.




Egalitarianism -




IDIOSYNCRASY -




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMERGENCY - With his sammich maker out of town we had to do an emergency airdrop to keep him from eating the neighbor's kids


TAGS: moooooooooooos cranky due to no sammiches
Rating: 4.14/5

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ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 2:26 am, #173714
You forgot the Jameson's.


UN-MANNED - See what happens when she is not in the kitchen making a sammich?


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.38/5

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mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:16 pm, #219119
HERWAY... sounds like an incurable disease :))


MARITAL ARGUEMENTS - It's never too early to start !!


TAGS: i guess she wouldn t make him a sammich
Rating: 3.33/5

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JLBachs - March 25, 2010, 11:23 pm, #166915
Angry Dragon - let the wedding night festivities begin


VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!


TAGS: september challenge elvis washed down his nana sammich with it
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:14 pm, #122455
If a bogan drinks a bad wine and enjoys it, and nobody with taste is there to say otherwise - is it a crappy wine?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:48 am, #115728
Top notch!!


FIST SAMMICH -


TAGS: fist sammich fighting b***heads
Rating: 3.04/5

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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:17 pm, #124115
I have to admit, this one made me knuckle.


HAIKU INTERLUDE #19 -


TAGS: soylent sammiches
Rating: 2.67/5

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Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:15 am, #224926
Holy cow I'm an idiot. This is not the cricket one. Stoopid squirrel. Always distracting me.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:11 am, #224925
Speaking of crickets ....
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:25 pm, #116263
with soylent green cubes....mmmmm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 12:22 pm, #116261
Sapporo? don't they make that soup I like so much?
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:12 pm, #116259
I'll have the soylent green with wasabi on the side please, and a tall Sapporo without a glass
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 5:00 am, #116182
I don't get it, so it must be good! 5/5


SPAM!! - Not only it taste great on Sammich but it messes up your emails too~yum!!


TAGS: sammich spam
Rating: 2.33/5

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MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:07 pm, #232673
Spam, Spam, spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.....
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 3:40 pm, #232415
Spam"s The Best Thing On Earth.


CONGRATS!!!1!!!1111!!ONE!! - ...Now go make me a sammich bitch.


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 2.04/5

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Sand Monkey - October 22, 2008, 12:59 pm, #29458
I loved it when the first dude and I tag teamed the beotch!
LogicDude - October 6, 2008, 1:39 pm, #26080
Jane you ignorant s**t.
Sarah Palin - September 2, 2008, 6:04 pm, #18502
Our top story tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
pro - September 2, 2008, 1:57 pm, #18451
You mean that's Dennis Miller? I hadn't recognised him.
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 1:46 pm, #18439
I loved it when she did the Weekend Update on SNL.


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